Are you ALWAYS the person who has to sit in the middle seat of a full car?
Have you had a date cancel on you after asking for your height?
Did people think you were a leprechaun for Halloween while you were just out running errands?
Well this is the party for YOU!
Welcome to Studio 5'4" - the disco celebration of all things short for all you sexy gnomes and admirers alike.
For this edition the we are featuring Mr. SanFranDisko himself..DJ extraordinaire PAUL GOODYEAR!
Your pilgrim host will be the always amazing John. Gogos Monkey and Roscoe will be on the stage for elevated visibility.
Plus drunken gummy bears to lower your inhibitions
So come on out to SQUAT & GOBBLE! Let's show them how we party because #lifeisshort !

All at the The Lone Star Saloon
1354 Harrison St