CHUNK presents THICK - San Francisco Edition
May
18
to May 19

CHUNK presents THICK - San Francisco Edition

Hailing from the mystical bayou waters of New Orleans; CHUNK's slutty sister party THICK is making her SAN FRANCISCO debut

things we love include: HOT ONES, A SMILE FROM A STRANGER, WEARING A NICE SUIT, BACK HAIR, A DRINK AT THE AIRPORT, SWALLOWING, GUITARS & AMPS, STROBE LIGHTING, SITTING ON BEARDS, THE FIRST BONFIRE OF THE SEASON, SLEEPING IN, MORE GUITARS...

(house and techno need not apply)

JOIN US FOR THE FIRST OF MANY DEBAUCHEROUS NITES

DJ GOLDILOCKS & THE 3 BEARS

THCKRTANKER

Hosted by BIG CLAUDE

Saturday May 18th // the LONE STAR // 9pm - CLOSE // $5 @ the door

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Bearrison St Fair Beer Bust
May
19
4:00 PM16:00

Bearrison St Fair Beer Bust

Bearrison St Fair is closer than you think, Come out and support the team putting this fantastic community event together. They're a super fun crowd and they know how to party.

Jell-O-Shots, raffles, and food ..... you know the fabulous usuals.

Music by: Rabble Rouser & Tosh

4p - 8p

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LEWD
May
24
to May 25

LEWD

LEWD is LEWD. This quarterly jock strap party is amazing and if you haven't been to one..... you better get your sexy a$$ to this one. The patio has been re-imagined with an adult theme. Dancers, prancers and romancers.

Let's Get LEWD!!

DJ: The Beat Rider

9p - 2a

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Big Boy feat: Chakaquan
May
31
9:00 PM21:00

Big Boy feat: Chakaquan

Big Boys are ready for a Spring Fling and this party is the perfect place to find em. This month we have the joy of presenting you DJ Chakaquan to take over for bodyrolls and keep the party jumpin.

And as we say, Big Boys know how to have a good time.

DJ Chakaquan

9p - 2a

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Redwood Ritual
Jun
1
4:00 PM16:00

Redwood Ritual

Redwood Ritual Rules and you ar in for another installment of house and techno tea! Its Berlin meets Provincetown here in SoMa as residents Sequoixa and Dommy G play daytime grooves and deep cuts to keep your evening moving.

Lumpia Happy Hour 5pm

Patio Open

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Bears in ToyLand
Jun
1
to Jun 2

Bears in ToyLand

You know Bears in ToyLand is the funnest party of the month, you can get a drinky and a slinky from the bartender. Toys and Boys and Bears for everyone. Wear something colorful and comfortable/

Dj: Ben Fonik

9p - 2a

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Bear Trap
Jun
7
to Jun 8

Bear Trap

Pride Month is winding up and up and up. Br prpud to spend it with a bear that you mercilessly trapped at this party, it's okay there's plenty of them for everyone. This month, making their Bear Trap debut the fantastic DJ duo Sequoixa & Stolen Artifacts will make this high key party funner.

DJs Sequoixa & Stolen Artifacts

9p - 2a

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SelazeBall: Underwear Night
Jun
29
to Jun 30

SelazeBall: Underwear Night

Pride Weekend is peaking and you know where to be, stripped down and gettin off. There will be a coat check for you to give it up to and that means no excuses. Get in, get it off and get it on.

Welcoming back DJ Miguelito from Mexico City to bring you happiness and joy.

DJ: Miguelitooo (CDMX)

9p - 2a

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Redwood Ritual
Jul
6
4:00 PM16:00

Redwood Ritual

Warm up with techno and house beats on a Saturday afternoon at Redwood Ritual! Residents Sequoixa and Dommy G are on deck. Stop by for dancing before dinner and wherever else your night takes you.

Lumpia Hour 5pm

Patio Open

4pm - 9pm

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Lazy Bear Sporty Beer Bust
May
12
4:00 PM16:00

Lazy Bear Sporty Beer Bust

Dress up (or down) in your favorite sports gear and come on out to the Lazy Bear Fund Beer Bust Fundraiser on Sunday, May 12 from 4-8pm at the Lone Star Saloon. Your beer bust cup is $15. We’ll have Jell·O shots and will sell raffle tickets for a chance to win 1 of 2 Lazy Bear Week 2024 tags. Also available: a limited edition Lazy Bear cap (must be present to purchase) Can’t wait to see you! #lazybearfund #lazybear #lazybearweek2024 #lonestarsf

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SleazeBall Underwear Night
Apr
27
to Apr 28

SleazeBall Underwear Night

Warm up your night with a trip to our heated patio and the hot men cruisin just for you. Underwear Night is a great time to strip off and get it on. Coat-check available for your convenience so prepare to take it off when you get here.

DJ: The Beat Rider

9p - 2a

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Karaoke Challenge
Apr
24
8:00 PM20:00

Karaoke Challenge

Our first Karaoke Challenge was a blast, this month the word is out that we are gonna be singing our hearts out. The concept is easy, pick a song and when it's your turn to sing, answer a question about the year of your birth and if you get is wrong you will be asked to pick a song from that year.

Shane will be behind the bar mixing it up for your drinking pleasure.

KJ KaraokeSharkSF

8p - 11p (or later)

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Baradise
Apr
20
to Apr 21

Baradise

Baradise is THE party for Gaymer Otters, Anime Cubs & Nerdy Bears. Mario Cart is back so bring your skills to the bar and Game On like you're in your basement. Resident Baradise DJ Katsu Sandu and guests will make you bop till you drop. We know you'll be partying all night!

DJ: Katsu (mm hmm) Sandu and guest

9p - 2a

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Bear Hug
Apr
19
to Apr 20

Bear Hug

Bear Hug is the touchy feely party you've been waiting for. Consensually hug a stranger from the TOP ,BOTTOM or SIDE, hug yourself, hug life. Midnight Hug off. Get Hugged!

DJ Prince Wolf playing some of his favorite music all night along with a Special Guest DJ .

9p - 2a

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Studio 5'4"
Apr
13
to Apr 14

Studio 5'4"

Do you need a booster seat when you go to the theater?
Do you have to cuff your boxer shorts?
Do you have a favorite brand of step stool?

If so, we have the party for YOU! Studio 5'4" is the world's only celebration of everything short. We don't look down on anyone!

This round we are very excited to have italo powerhouse Jesse Frank join resident Omnibot in the DJ booth. If you don't know Jesse, run, don't walk to his soundcloud to check his selection and skill
https://soundcloud.com/djessefrank

Additionally, we will be blessed with the presence and a performance of one of our favorite SF drag queens LOL McFiercen!
A close friend of ours who has graced many stages of San Francisco and now the Hostexx of THEYFRIEND the Nonbinary Cabaret (check it out!)

As always, That Host Over There, John will be on hand to hold the ladder for you.

+ Hot Gogos
+ Gummy Bear Shots

Come out and get down with us because life is...whaaat?? SHORT!

$10 cover

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Redwood Ritual
Apr
6
4:00 PM16:00

Redwood Ritual

Redwood Ritual is back for another installment of house and techno tea! Its Berlin meets Provincetown here in SoMa as residents Sequoixa and Dommy G play daytime grooves and deep cuts to keep your evening moving.

Lumpia Happy Hour 5pm

Patio Open

Come check us out!

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Truth or Dare-Eoke
Mar
27
8:00 PM20:00

Truth or Dare-Eoke

Karaoke night with a twist. The concept is easy, sing a song then choose Truth or Dare - Eaoke, sing another of your choice or we pick a random song from the list. Are you up for it? You got the chops?

Hosted by KaraokeShark and drinks by Shane

8p - till we shut it down.

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